wow the date today is the same if you read it backwards 4/16/14.. this wont happen again for another 5,000 years..
this happens again tomorrow
nobody asked you
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me